The Eclipse didn’t call for Anti-Gravity Boots. But if it did…

The recent eclipse on August 12 put on a spectacular show across Europe, Greenland, Iceland, and Spain. But before it occurred, a viral story racing across social media posts and podcast clips sent imaginations racing toward a pending catastrophe.

The claim? The eclipse would cause earth to lose gravity for seven seconds sending people, cars and everything else floating into the sky. Whoa! Time to order those anti-gravity boots.

Luckily, fact-checkers, scientists, and NASA publicly debunked the whole “gravity blackout” theory.

But what if you did need a pair of size 10.5s to keep grounded? Chances are, Protomatic would be up to the task.

The big thing here is Artificial Intelligence. AI enables us to make products that until now were beyond the scope of reality. It’s like science fiction come to life. Exciting times.

In the case of the anti-gravity boots, we would tap into Artificial Intelligence and apply it – along with our own expertise – to help with gravity modulating electronics and gravity transducers. Because of their complexity, we would also provide material preparation, special manufacturing processes, cleaning and assembly. Then inspection and product testing.
No matter what tomorrow has in store, Protomatic is prepared to provide you with the tools and processes you’ll need to keep pace: additive manufacturing such as casting, forging, and 3D printing; and subtractive manufacturing including punching, forming, rolling, turning, milling, EDM, and laser cutting.

Our years of experience in the medical and aerospace fields have taught us that every part of component we make is mission critical. So whatever you call on us for, be assured it will be made with Life-saving Precision.

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About the Author
Doug Wetzel is Vice President and General Manager of Protomatic, a CNC precision machine shop serving the medical and aerospace industries.